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• 95 percent of your wardrobe is black.
• You can read only under a blue light.
• You leave the theater and are surprised to find that it's light outside.
• Instead of leaving, you say you're exiting.
• "Practical" and "flat" are nouns to you.
• At home, you "strike" your dishes to the kitchen.
• You feel naked without your Maglite.®

Joseph M. Sain, Eastern Illinois University, Charleston, Illinois
 

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